Dear Spam mail senders,
I do not have a penis. Never have had one. Therefore, I do not wish to enlarge mine, nor do I need viagra for a longer lasting erection to please my Russian bride. It is wonderful that you spend so much time thinking about your dongs and how to use them, I on the other hand have work to do.
Have a great day,
me
What's also a bummer is the junk mail that comes with return, no postage needed enveloped for your reply. What someone told me to do once is just put all of the stuff they sent you in their return envelope and send it back. On them!
ReplyDeleteOh that is brilliant. :) :) Can't wait to try it. he he.
ReplyDeleteWrite RTS on the envelope and give it back to the mail carrier - they will return it back to the sender. RTS = Return To Sender
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